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topherchris: Nice fuckin’ model!

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:40:10 -0400

Nice fuckin’ model!

jessicagoldharalson: allgrownsup: In the last 90s I decided...

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:55:02 -0400

allgrownsup:

In the last 90s I decided that I should objectify men the way I felt women were objectified. I threw a party and offered every guy I knew free beer to drop his pants for my camera. One guy peed himself. Another started crying once the door was closed and explained he was too embarrassed to pull it out. He made me promise I would tell everyone he did it anyway, and I did.

I made the 4’ x 4’ canvas and developed each of the 36 prints in my basement. I threw another party 2 months later so the guys could see the work and not a single one could pick out their dick in the lineup.

This is fucking awesome.

aja: “why we need more field biology courses” ...

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:42:24 -0400

aja:

“why we need more field biology courses”

what…the…hahaha

poirpom: hut weber last ad. Hat store. Advertising Agency:...

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:42:36 -0400

poirpom:

hut weber last ad. Hat store.

Advertising Agency: Serviceplan Hamburg / München, Germany
Creative Directors: Axel Thomsen, Alexander Schill
Art Director: Jonathan Schupp

- via

kitchenmike: diamond encrusted toilet. from oobject. you...

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:05:33 -0400

kitchenmike:

diamond encrusted toilet. from oobject.

you couldn’t clip yr toe nails sitting on that stool. ouch.

it’s like whoa.

hrrrthrrr: Happy Easter!

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 16:39:02 -0400

hrrrthrrr:

Happy Easter!

topherchris: THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE. ...

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:22:13 -0400

topherchris:

THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

It’s Caturday. Post some fucking cats.

um, for us, every day is caturday. we heart cats.

topherchris: onemoretimewithfeeling: Sad, but true. I want...

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 07:58:23 -0400

topherchris:

onemoretimewithfeeling:

Sad, but true.

I want to get one of these. Not to actually play, just to cuddle with as I fall asleep every night.

omg, i was never cool enough to have one :(

Where hobbies intersect: popcorn and plants

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:38:25 -0400

Where hobbies intersect: popcorn and plants

Dear Lauren

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:33:53 -0400

I changed my description to include my love for you.

Your heterosexual life partner,
Sarah

(via topherchris)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:01:50 -0400

(via topherchris)

hilarious

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:14:03 -0400

hilarious

"i’m 43, i’m single, + i sit home alone on most nites. that’s not where being a rockstar was supposed..."

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:45:58 -0400

“i’m 43, i’m single, + i sit home alone on most nites. that’s not where being a rockstar was supposed to get me.””

- adam duritz, via ny post

well, adam, where was it supposed to get you? :) (via hearmeroar)

love him.

987654321...0

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:01:06 -0400

myownmelt:

inky: ofcourse:

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

three50eight: this kind of stuff blows my mind. how do you even discover something like this?

Gretchen Wieners (& Damian) may think that a love of math is “social suicide,” but I still can’t help goin wild over stuff like this! (I love patterns as much as a preschooler - “blows my mind” is right

use protection.

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:22:21 -0400

use protection.

when your mom told you not to take candy from strangers, this is...

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:20:42 -0400

when your mom told you not to take candy from strangers, this is who she was talking about.

danhacker: $19’s for a monkey, you have yourself a deal good...

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:22:53 -0400

danhacker: $19’s for a monkey, you have yourself a deal good sir.

“Almost human”…”live delivery guaranteed”. nice.

szymon: great KISSfm adv

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:12:32 -0400

szymon: great KISSfm adv

"You know if you fart in a container, and seal it so it’s air tight, when someone opens it, it..."

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:58:09 -0400

“You know if you fart in a container, and seal it so it’s air tight, when someone opens it, it stills smells.”

- my disgusting friend sarah.

hydeordie:danhacker: Not sure quite sure about how I feel about...

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:50:25 -0400

hydeordie:danhacker:

Not sure quite sure about how I feel about the “I.V.” Lamp but it’s closer to the like category than dislike.

file it under love for me…but my interests seem to run a little dark sometimes.

for my “morbid” friends, haha