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Apr
12th
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topherchris:  Nice fuckin’ model!

topherchris:

Nice fuckin’ model!
Apr
5th
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jessicagoldharalson:  
allgrownsup:   In the last 90s I decided that I should objectify men the way I felt women were objectified. I threw a party and offered every guy I knew free beer to drop his pants for my camera. One guy peed himself. Another started crying once the door was closed and explained he was too embarrassed to pull it out. He made me promise I would tell everyone he did it anyway, and I did. I made the 4’ x 4’ canvas and developed each of the 36 prints in my basement. I threw another party 2 months later so the guys could see the work and not a single one could pick out their dick in the lineup.     This is fucking awesome.

jessicagoldharalson:

allgrownsup:

In the last 90s I decided that I should objectify men the way I felt women were objectified. I threw a party and offered every guy I knew free beer to drop his pants for my camera. One guy peed himself. Another started crying once the door was closed and explained he was too embarrassed to pull it out. He made me promise I would tell everyone he did it anyway, and I did.

I made the 4’ x 4’ canvas and developed each of the 36 prints in my basement. I threw another party 2 months later so the guys could see the work and not a single one could pick out their dick in the lineup.

 This is fucking awesome.

Apr
2nd
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aja:  “why we need more field biology courses”  what…the…hahaha 

aja:

“why we need more field biology courses”

what…the…hahaha 

Mar
30th
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poirpom:  
hut weber last ad. Hat store. Advertising Agency: Serviceplan Hamburg / München, GermanyCreative Directors: Axel Thomsen, Alexander SchillArt Director: Jonathan Schupp           - via

poirpom:

hut weber last ad. Hat store.

Advertising Agency: Serviceplan Hamburg / München, Germany
Creative Directors: Axel Thomsen, Alexander Schill
Art Director: Jonathan Schupp

- via

Mar
24th
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kitchenmike:  
diamond encrusted toilet. from oobject. you couldn’t clip yr toe nails sitting on that stool. ouch. 
  it’s like whoa.

kitchenmike:

diamond encrusted toilet. from oobject.

you couldn’t clip yr toe nails sitting on that stool. ouch. 

it’s like whoa.

Mar
23rd
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hrrrthrrr:  Happy Easter!

hrrrthrrr:

Happy Easter!
Mar
22nd
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topherchris:  
THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.  It’s Caturday.  Post some fucking cats.
  um, for us, every day is caturday.  we heart cats. 

topherchris:

THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

It’s Caturday. Post some fucking cats.

um, for us, every day is caturday.  we heart cats. 

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topherchris:  
onemoretimewithfeeling:  Sad, but true.  I want to get one of these.  Not to actually play, just to cuddle with as I fall asleep every night.
   omg, i was never cool enough to have one :(

topherchris:

onemoretimewithfeeling:

Sad, but true.

I want to get one of these. Not to actually play, just to cuddle with as I fall asleep every night.

 omg, i was never cool enough to have one :(

Mar
21st
Fri
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Where hobbies intersect: popcorn and plants
Where hobbies intersect: popcorn and plants
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Dear Lauren

I changed my description to include my love for you.

Your heterosexual life partner,
Sarah